adam @adam@unperson.us

@koba_ape_leader Webb Hubbell must be so proud.

@Effortless@noagendasocial.com that should buff right out...

@evelyn which language?

@MrMaxPowers247 Love LPL! He's great.

They didn't age well...

@Jdogg247 that's the triple truth, Ruth

@Foneguy89 Big Carb

@Jdogg247 the avengers, AND...

@Jdogg247 responding to your spouse with a mumbling, disjointed story about Corn Pop and how kids used to feel your leg hair in the pool, however, just means you've lost your fucking mind...

@Jdogg247 yes! Best late night corny horror movie hostess ever!

@Jdogg247 salad

@SirSeanofSlovakia is this your post-hug secret?

@wyliesau and now, they look like a Hyundai...

@SirSeanofSlovakia sub zero?

@Genen Yakov Smirnov is so pissed rn.

@PakkonenCT @jeremiah Seth clearly takes the moral high ground in a stunning display of grace and intellect. Such a mensch!

@Foneguy89 DOCTOR Jill Biden, if you please...

@Johncdvorak wait, isn't that PUTIN'S FAVORITE SONG?!