adam @adam@unperson.us

@Twig the nearest Petsmart?

@Twig don't know her, but I'm sure she's qualified to turn out the lights and put a padlock on the door...

@FortyTwo wait, they can't just stick 'em back on?

@Djeep Miss Falcon Crest??

@Buj that shit's backward

@sun looks like a big crappie, not a trout...

@Wyliesau 🤮

@Djeep let's rooooooolllllll

@JesseStone it is already a crime to destroy official records, and they are all "relevant". 🤣

@Wyliesau Idiocracy level over 9000

@Wyliesau WH Spox Alex Jones. YES!

@chris Abortionist Stocks Plummet!

@chris she's funny and pretty sharp. I enjoy dumpster fire.

@AlphaKiloPapa he should turn it into the convenience store it should have been...

@Dan_Ramos that had to be satisfying...

@ScoWer22 it's such an odd take on "reproductive choice". Once you've spread your legs, the choice has been made, honey.

@PNS deal