adam @adam@unperson.us

@Foneguy89 wait, WTAF?!

@insurgentem cha-CHING!

@shibao I'm strongly considering drinking less than a pint of bourbon each day...nah!

My wife has never attempted to open a jar of pickles in her life. WHY WOULD SHE?! Her father handed the sacred honor of pickle jar opening to me. 🥳

@Junes you're definitely going to the hot place. 🤣🤣

@CSB the correct way to express this distinction is "dots, not feathers."

@JesseStone timely

@Jdogg247 dental hygienist with underwear dangling from her pocket hits monitor with femur bone until it displays pleasing image.

@coolboymew I would consider this a possible red flag.

@kaia I think it's a philosophical issue. While the tide is slowly turning, Linux users tend to be producers, whereas tablet users tend to be consumers, IMHO.

@Johncdvorak he's clearly a member of the Columbia Shitty Frame and Memorabolia Case Club...

@Foneguy89 that shit'll kill ya!

@shibao damn that looks good

@lain thought it was because they started watering plants with Brandon, because it has what plants need... Electrolytes

@Junes you must be in France

@shibao poached?

@lain is that sign on the CDC front door?

@wyliesau as Anne Coulter said when Trump was elected, "The Democrats haven't been this angry since we freed their slaves." Just hope they popped this cork too soon...