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@CSB when the kids were in 8U football, a buddy of theirs threw this one out: "Hey, baby. Give me your number, so I can give you some lumber!" No joke. Gotta love older siblings.

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@georgia yeah, all they have to do is sign away their rights.

@chris NOOOOOO! Loved his work, and all of the work he inspired.

@wyliesau is that a cartridge filter? Above ground pool? When you say it doesn't work, do you mean the pump won't prime to drive suction?

@MischievousTomato ok, why can't these perfect asses not be attached to horns or antlers or weird cat ears? What happened to girls?

@MischievousTomato your cat is just not that into you. 🤣🤣🤣

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